Something weird is going on.

Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn't know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn’ t know how to read or write either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world!

Something weird is going on.

Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips! He painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school, dressed like Santa Claus!

The most dangerous road trip in history continues in the wacky third book of Gutman's "New York Times"-bestselling Genius Files series, following twins Coke and Pepsi McDonald as they dodge nefarious villains all the way to Graceland! 5 1/2 x 8 1/4.

The school nurse, Mrs. Cooney, is drop-dead gorgeous—and may be hiding a secret identity. How are A.J. and his friends supposed to learn anything with these insane adults around their school? Illustrations.

Four kids share a secret—a homework machine. Everything is great for a while, but soon the machine becomes more powerful than they ever imagined, and even its inventor is powerless to stop it.

Something weird is going on!

Miss Holly, the Spanish teacher, is hanging mistletoe everywhere! That means boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss boys. Ugh! Miss Holly is taking the holidays way too far!

Like every other kid in his class, Joe Stoshack has to write a report on an African American who's made an important contribution to society. Unlike every other kid in his class, Joe has a special talent: with the help of old baseball cards, he can travel... [More...]

In eight days, Coke and Pepsi McDonald are going to turn 13. Before then, they'll jump off a cliff, get trapped in the locked basement of their burning school, chased cross-country by murderous lunatics, left for dead in the pit of a sand dune, forced to... [More...]

A.J.'s summer vacation is ruined when yucky Andrea's family rents the beach house right next door to his. And Andrea's crush on the lifeguard, Mr. Sunny, is driving everyone crazy. Illustrations.

A.J. and the whole gang are taking on third grade in this new series about the crazy teachers at Ella Mentry School. A crazed PTA president turns second-grade graduation into such a huge affair, there won't be time left for summer vacation. Illustrations.